Heroic Cylons versus Vicious Terrorists

That reasonable concervative, Jon Swift, has been enjoying the first few episodes of Battlestar Galactica series three:

Jon Swift: On Battlestar Galactica Heroic Cylons Battle Vicious Terrorists

The Sci Fi Channel show is a moving and haunting allegory about why we should stay the course in Iraq. The heroes are a deeply religious race, called the Cylons, who struggle to bring democratic ideals and Christian values to a planet called New Caprica (Iraq, of course) in the face of an increasingly violent insurgency. In a clever and ironic twist the Christian Cylons (Americans) are actually very human-like machines, while the villainous "humans" on New Caprica (al Qaeda) are brutal terrorists who follow a primitive polytheistic religion and behave like animals.

BSG Webisodes

Sometimes a man feels the need for a good old fashioned cussing, and this is one of those times.

I'd just like to give a great big Fuck you very much to the arseholes responsible for the decisions to publish the Battlestar Galactica webisodes in Flash animation instead of a real movie format, and Fuck you with a fire-hydrant for restricting them to people with IP addresses in the USA. Speaking for the millions of fans from all the parts of the world that aren't the USA, I'd just like to say that there is absolutely nothing we love more than to be treated as second-class fans, unless it is being slapped in the face and taken for granted.

By the way, that's irony, in case you're incapable of recognising irony, or American. But I repeat myself.