The burning question
A new survey shows that more than four out of ten American adults are now unsure whether or not the god known only as God exists.
The survey, conducted by Harris Poll, found that 42% of US adults are not "absolutely certain" that there is a God, up from 34% three years ago.
The survey also shows that 36% of adult Americans think God is male, just below the 37% who think God is neither male nor female.
This raises an absolutely vital question, if you are one of the 36% who think God is male:
How big is God's penis, and what does he use it for?
There is also a small minority of 10% of American adults who, apparently, think God is a she-male. Fascinating.
The survey, conducted by Harris Poll, found that 42% of US adults are not "absolutely certain" that there is a God, up from 34% three years ago.
The survey also shows that 36% of adult Americans think God is male, just below the 37% who think God is neither male nor female.
This raises an absolutely vital question, if you are one of the 36% who think God is male:
How big is God's penis, and what does he use it for?
There is also a small minority of 10% of American adults who, apparently, think God is a she-male. Fascinating.
posted by Vlad the Impala @ 11:51 am
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